Me, Myself & I


c0nnorbaker:

this



theblogboy:

theblogboy:

this is perfect

posted this, wow it has so many notes



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  • Tumblr user: The sky is blue.
  • Anonymous ask: How fucking dare you, it doesn't matter what color the sky is. The sky and the land are equal, you big racist. Do you even know how the sky feels about being called that? I find this so hugely offensive that you would just say that. Everyone is equal, it doesn't matter if the sky is gay. Gay sky rights are beautiful, asshole. Your blog sucks, you are fat and the sky is NOT blue, bitch.
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HE JUST CHECKED ME OUTT!! 

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  • Teacher: Why did you not study?
  • Me: A year has 365 days for you to study. After taking away 52 Sundays, there are only 313 days left. There are 50 days in the summer that is way too hot to work so there are only 263 days left. We sleep 8 hours a day, in a year, that counts up to 122 days so now we're left with 141 days. If we fooled around for only 1 hour a day, 15 days are gone, so we are left with 126 days. We spend 2 hours eating each day, 30 days are used in this way in the year, and we are left with 96 days in our year. We spend 1 hour a day speaking to friends and family, that takes away 15 days more and we are left with 81 days. Exams and tests take up at least 35 days in your year, hence you are only left with 46 days. Taking off approximately 40 days of holidays, you are only left with 6 days. Say you are sick for a minimum of 3 days, you're left with 3 days in the year to study! Let's say you only go out for 2 days... You're left with 1 day! But that 1 day is your birthday!
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“Interestingly, when they left, I had a bad feeling that maybe we shouldn’t have lost them and this is when the idea came about that we should see if they could work as a group. We invited these five guys back. They were the only five we cared about. The minute they stood there for the first time together – it was a weird feeling. They just looked like a group at that point. I had a good feeling, but when they came to my house in Spain and performed, after about a millionth of a second. I tried to keep a straight face for a bit of drama for the show. I remember sitting next to this girl who I was working with. The second they left we jumped out of my chair and said, “These guys are incredible!” They just had it. They had this confidence. They were fun. They worked out the arrangements themselves. They were like a gang of friends, and kind of fearless as well.” —Simon Cowell talking to Rolling Stone 

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